I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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