My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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