i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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