I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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