Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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