Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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