Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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