And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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