He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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