just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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