Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
your room smells of hookers.
And success
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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