Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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