and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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