doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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