About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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