using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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