do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
