he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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