just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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