please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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