He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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