babies were throwing up all over the place
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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