You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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