I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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