Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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