She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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