i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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