idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
