I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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