Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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