i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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