Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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