Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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