Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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