does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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