that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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