So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
