office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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