i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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