Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Randomize
