are you still at the devil's house?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
There's always time for handjobs
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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