Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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