You're completely useless in the revolution.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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