Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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