There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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