i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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