Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
