I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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