plz talk dirty to me
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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