grandma shit on top of the toilet
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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