Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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