Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
my sisters under your porch take her home
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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